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The Jewish Dads of Television, Ranked

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我们都非常的精通犹太母亲刻板印象:一个响亮的,着急的女人谁是一个伟大的厨师,但也是一种负担,她的孩子。如果她没有推搡胸部的板块下跌了孩子的喉咙,她的购物在Bloomingdales百货商店,让她的指甲做,或乞求她的女儿嫁给一个医生。

But what about the dads? Is there a trope that encompasses a Jewish father? Not really.

While TV ‘s Jewish mothers are notorious for encompassing pretty negative traits (depending on how you look at it), Jewish dads have pretty much sat this one out. And while, a few years back,JTA花了刺在电视上区分各种犹太爸爸的,还有很多解释的余地​​。

And so, after hours of deliberation, the Kveller staff has arrived at this most subjective list of fictional Jewish papas the internet has ever seen. Without further adieu, we present to you the 23 very best, and worst, Jewish patriarchs to grace the small screen.

23.阿里金(杰里米·皮文,Entourage

Jeremy Piven, Jewish actor and infamous creep — multiple women have accused him ofsexual misconduct— is known as“the biggest jerk in showbiz.”So it’s fitting that Ari Gold, the role Piven is best known for, is also a colossal d-bag. A father of two, Ari has a foul mouth and literally once said, “I’ll just sexually harass her until she quits.” Need we say more? Nope!

22. Marty Glouberman (Richard Kind,Big Mouth

Marty Gloubermanis a terrible portrayal of a Jewish dad: Instead of being a doting mensch, Marty is a selfish, rude, inconsiderate schmuck. If his gross obsession with clams isn’t enough, Marty’s disdain for his own child makes him one of the worst Jewish dads on this extensive list. He’s also arguably the most unlikeable character inBig Mouth还记得当他强行打蜡儿子的青春期的胡子?我们的确是。

21. George Bluth, Sr. (Jeffrey Tambor,发展受阻

作为一个演员,杰弗里·坦伯被取消:他被解雇,从Transparentafter sexual harassment allegations surfaced. But we’re not here to talk about his #MeToo scandal, we’re here to unpack what a horrible dad George Bluth, Sr. is. Married to a conniving,ruthless woman,George Sr. couldn’t care less about his four dysfunctional children (unless they can make him millions or get him out of jail, that is).

20.弗兰克科斯坦萨(杰里斯蒂勒,宋飞

现在好了,有可能是弗兰克·科斯坦萨 - 乔治·科斯坦萨的父亲 - 是意大利人,而不是犹太人,但我们这里包括他,无论如何,因为宋飞。弗兰克一直讨厌他的儿子,他有怪异的恐惧症:脚臭味,老鼠和松鼠。不过,当推来推去,无论是崩溃或帮助他拿到胸罩行业工作的地方,弗兰克是永远存在的乔治。

19. Doron Kavillio (Lior Raz,Fauda

如果你不得不多伦,主角的名单素质Fauda“good Dad” would definitely not be among them. (FYI, for those who don’t know, Fauda isan amazing Israeli TV show你可以观看Netflix的上!)多伦有两个孩子,并在系列的开始,他表示离开军队,并与他的家庭种植葡萄。但是:他很快就使他们重新加入他的单位。他把他的家人处于危险之中,却将自己处于危险中如此频繁,他不可能对他的思想他的孩子。

18. Morty Seinfeld (Barney Martin,宋飞

如果你从来没有注意到,宋飞充满了蛀虫。真。你知道是谁的也不例外?莫蒂宋飞。他不是最差的一群,但他肯定不是最好的。一个人是他们是如何提出一个产品,如果杰里的稚气字符表示他父亲的养育的,好了,我们不为所动。

17.迪安霍兹(安迪更温和,Weeds

Dean Hodes is aschlub谁欺骗他的妻子烦,西莉亚,但这里的东西:他的样的好爸爸。有点儿。他的大女儿,奎因,被运到墨西哥寄宿学校后,她泼了他外遇的豆,但他与他的小女儿,伊莎贝尔,关系变得更加强大每个后续的季节。西莉亚不断斥责为伊莎贝尔“继承院长不幸构建”(嗯,粗鲁),这加强了父女关系,因为他一直支持她,不管她称重。ios下载beplay

16. Lippe Weiss (Zohar Strauss,Shtisel

Shtiselopens, Lippe is portrayed as a kind, loving dad, off to provide for his family working at a kosher slaughterhouse overseas. But we soon discover that Lippe abandoned his wife and four children, including his infant son, leaving them penniless — which is about as “bad dad” as they come. The amount of distress Lippe causes his wife and eldest daughter, who have to hold their family together, is honestly criminal.

15. Ross Geller (David Schimmer,

Ross kind of sucks! Remember when he got upset when his son, Ben, was playing with a Barbie? Or annoyed at the concept of “male nannies,” or how controlling he was over Rachel? (Here’s a helpful list over at Buzzfeed:30 Moments That Prove Ross Geller Is Literally The Worst。)但是,平心而论,他确实深深地照顾他的孩子,想什么是最适合他们。他只是一个恼人的家伙。

14.乔尔·梅塞尔(迈克尔·泽根,The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel

Oh, Joel. We’re not sure how to feel about you. You didn’t really seem to care about your family, but maybe you’re pivoting. (Also: IsMidge that great of a momherself? Talk amongst yourselves!) He ends up supportive of Midge, but his betrayal in season one is what pushes her into comedy. Basically: ugh. We hope you move up higher on this listduring season three

13.默里·戈德堡(杰夫·加林,The Goldbergs

Murray Goldman is a good guy, but he calls his kids morons, which is incredibly damaging. Deep down, however,The Goldbergs‘ patriarch loves his rambunctious, rule-breaking children, and in every episode he reveals a glimmer of sweetness.

12. Moishe Maisel (Kevin Pollack,The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel

Moishe, like fellow Maisel dad Abe, has ideas about what he thinks his son should be doing. He even supports him financially when he hires Joel to come work for him. And,he’s a really funny guy。他肯定不是最好的——就像那个时候他告诉乔尔,“shiksas are for practice” — but definitely not the worst.

11.莫特高盛(约翰·G·布雷南,Family Guy

Is there a more stereotypical Jewish TV character than Mortimer Goldman? We’re not sure. But next to Meg Griffin, Mort is pretty much the punching bag onFamily Guy:他的神经质,书呆子,具有可怕的社交技巧,他的药房是不断被附近洗劫。他是一个讨厌的懦弱和他的儿子,尼尔一个可怕的榜样。但是,作为一个单亲,莫特需要所有他能得到支持。ios下载beplay所以,我们把他骨头,在这里他排。

10. Ted Mosby (Josh Radnor,How I Met Your Mother

整体How I Met Your Motherrevolves around Ted Mosby telling his son and daughter the very, very long and winding tale of how he met their mother — duh. The thing is, we have no idea what his parenting skills are like. What we do know is that Ted (half-Jewish) is a hopeless romantic who’d do anything for his best friends, and is very transparent with his children. Honesty for the win!

9. Stu Pickles (voiced by Jack Riley,小淘气

A child stuck in a perpetual 35-year-old adult body, inventor extraordinaire Stu Pickles is a lovable Jewish dad. Is he a good Jewish dad? Not really. Although he lives to create toys for his son, Tommy, never forget the time he lost his son and didn’t even notice until the cops returned him. Oh, and one of his inventions was a cushioned helmet designed to protect Tommy from danger while he and his wife left him unsupervised. Still, points for creativity!

8. Shulem Shtisel (Dov Glickman,Shtisel

Shulem Shtisel is the patriarch of the Shtisel family, from theeponymousIsraeli show which became a huge hit on Netflix. Played by Doval’e Glickman, who is truly an Israeli national treasure, Shulem is a stubborn man, which often comes at a steep cost, especially when it relates to his children. The food-loving ultra-Orthodox teacher can be a warm and nurturing presence, especially when trying to help his daughter Gitti after a traumatic pregnancy, but often seems to choose his pride (and his money-making schemes) over his progeny. Still, the love is there, and we can’t help but love him.

7.哈里Goldenblatt(埃文处理程序,欲望都市

是的,哈利Goldenblatt是一门施。那么,为什么是这个名单上没有他高吗?老实说,这是因为我们真的不知道是什么,他就像一个父亲。我们所知道的是,他疯了,他的妻子,夏绿蒂·约克,谁是如此与重拳出击欲望都市爸爸就是她conv犹太怜悯和仁慈erted to Judaism. To top it off, when Charlotte told Harry she couldn’t bear children, he said they’d adopt — they did — a child who they’d love no matter what. Aw!

6. Abe Weissman (Tony Shalhoub,The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel

OK, so, Abe may not be the best dad (see how controlling he is after finding out about Midge’s stand-up-career), but he is a fantastic character. (Can we talk abouthis workout romperin season two!?) Abe just wants what’s best for his kids — and eventually comes around to his daughter’s burgeoning comedy career. He has a good heart underneath his gruff exterior.

5. Jack Gellar (Elliot Gould,

Jack Gellar wasn’t the best dad. He favored his son, Ross, over his daughter, Monica, and is notorious for his inappropriate comments. But you know what? Jack is hilarious, and we love him. Let’s not forget when he gave Monica — he affectionately called her “Harmonica”— his beloved Porsche after her childhood memorabilia was ruined in a flood, and comforted her after she broke up with her boyfriend, who was actually his longtime friend, Richard Burke (he famously disapproved of their relationship). Jack for the win!

4. Winston Schmidt (Max Greenfield,New Girl

谁不爱温斯顿·圣 - 玛丽·施密特?虽然他的中间名是欺骗,施密特是在电视上最好的犹太丈夫之一。自恋?当然。越过高峰?完全正确。但施密特,挖苦和所有的,有黄金和示范了心脏意味着什么像一门施。虽然我们没有看到他在他的家庭主夫的角色,直到第5季New Girl施密特充满典型的犹太爸爸给他的女儿露丝的作用。

3. Sandy Cohen (Peter Gallagher,The O.C.

Probably the nicest Jewish dad out there, Sandy Cohen, the handsome patriarch fromThe O.C.,总是能在当塞斯和瑞安陷入了困境,或需要一些浪漫的建议,其中他们几乎总是似乎是被依赖。风平浪静,培育父亲和一个爱她的丈夫,桑迪一直是一个总门施!而且他从来没有忘记他的犹太根源,尽管嫁入一个闷新港家庭 - 家族著名的名言Chrismukkah

2. Hiram Berry (Jeff Goldbum,高兴

是什么让海勒姆·贝瑞值得#2的位置?其一,他的犹太演员和大家的柔情刻画,Jeff Goldblum,但是,更重要的,他是一个溺爱,爱,同性恋的犹太父亲。海勒姆会为他的宝贝女儿雷切尔做任何事情,甚至只要策划假的癫痫发作,从嫁给她的同学芬兰人阻止她去了。这是一个好父亲的符号?值得商榷。但是,当推来推去,他是一个顶尖的爸爸。

1. Johnny Rose (Eugene Levy,Schitt’s Creek

Johnny Rose is the emotional heart ofSchitt’s Creekthe best Jewish TV show。Played to perfection byEugene Levy,Johnny is a slightly-out-of-touch Jewish dad who just wants his family to be OK. We love the tidbits of his family’s history — like how he曾经玩过关于“飞Latkes”棒球队在希伯来语学校 - 以及他如何斜靠他家的信仰身份。With his kind heart and easygoing demeanor, he’s the best.

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